Thank you Bernie

Driving and listening to NPR this evening I heard two guests talking about the Bernie Madoff guilty plea. One guest had, at best, a trailer park knowledge of the workings of the investment world and continuously refered to "her sources" an could do no more than focus on the few million dollars Bernie and his wife managed to squirrel away in her name. Listening to this woman was worse than listening to a bunch of impotent Senators talk about Wall Street bonuses. The more I listen to the "news" and "news shows" with supposed "knowledgeable" reporters and other industry appointed "experts" the more incensed I get with the ignorance being blatantly displayed about the world of international finance and the workings of unregulated funds.

Every time I hear "the SEC 'investigated' Madoff's business" and gave him a clean bill of health my eyes roll. Since when in the last 20 years did the SEC do a damn thing? Anyone who has known me for a while will remember my outrage when Eliot Spitser had to do their job for them for 5 years and the how pissed off I was when he came to DC to sit in front of our spineless, impotent government while being sneered at by the SEC for making them look like the complete fools there were.

So the media saying "the SEC did nothing to stop Bernie Madoff" is like saying its hard to light a match when it is raining. Duh. The SEC did nothing for 20 years.

Then I hear people suggesting the SEC is responsible for them loosing money with Madoff. Well this is just as comical. Madoff operated his "fund" like a "hedge fund" and from what I know, they are not regulated. The SEC only looked into his clearing operations, not his "fund". They apparently had him register as an advisor, but about that time, the SEC had started a program requiring certain Hedge Funds to register with the SEC. However, the Hedge Fund industry sued and had that requirement overturned. So if (and I don't know if this is the case in Madoff's fund) Madoff was required to register under the then "new" SEC requirement, he could have withdrawn his registration like many Hedge Funds did after the overturning of the rule in court.

So what is the moral of this story and why am I thanking Bernie? It is because as far as I am concerned, Bernie may have done more harm to the reputations of unregistered pools of cash burning every asset class on the planet then any impotent SEC or government body possibly could have. And, until unregulated pools of capital and their wrath of unregulated insurance products and the like are completely removed from the global financial system, we are going to have serious problems.

Thank you Bernie. You are scum. But the Banks, Wall Street firms, Insurance companies, and other "financial firms" that have been allowed to become "regulated banks" who have all taken taxpayer money and cannot or will not explain where it went are all the same right now. They take taxpayer money, put in a pool of cash and pay out others with it. What is the Fricken difference?

All the pigs became ridiculously over leveraged and lost the capacity to segregate any aspects of their Enron structured, far fledged, business. All of them have done everything possible, including stealing from their clients funds, instituting ridicules arbitrary fees, charging for services that were supposed to be free or included in certain types of accounts, raising interest rates or any other scheme they could think of to stay afloat.

I have personally witnessed each of these in my bank, investment and credit cards in the past 9 months. Just ask me and I will give you an example of each one listed above.